This is me writing you something.
I am troubled by your recent behavior, and I emphasize what I have said many times before: It is not normal to pee on other people’s dogs while riding a bicycle while eating shark fin soup and smoking tomorrow’s newspapers in a tipi. It just isn’t. So please stop this madness before more innocent beings get hurt.
Thank you in advance,
Benny, POW and former Prince of Persia and current Mayor of former Czechoslovakia